Eventually I realized that no, it wasn't going to go away on it's own and it was time to see the doctor. Of course my regular doctor had switched practices several months earlier and I hadn't bothered to establish myself anywhere else. In his growing concern my husband went online to our insurance provider's website and picked through the list until he found a doctor who not only was accepting new patients but who could get me in immediately before another migraine hit and I was unable to leave the house.
Enter Dr. Holland. For privacy purposes I won't state his first name but I swear his parents should have named him Incompetent. Incompetent Holland. This jerk did nothing more than ask me if I could touch my chin to my chest and tell me to take some Advil. He insisted that the migraines would go away on their own in a couple of days.
Fast forward a "couple of days". I was still stuck on the sofa and still having migraines almost daily. My best friend had to come to my house every day to sit with me in case I wasnt able to care for my eight month old son at any point during the day. I made another appointment and went back to the doctor's office. This time I saw the nurse practitioner who decided to send me immediately for an MRI.
The MRI was essentially uneventful except for a horrid cramp in my back and my apparent inability to keep from rhyming every thought in my head.
It took the better part of a week to get the results from that test. And they didn't even offer them, I had to harass them every day for almost a week to get the information. And when I got it I didn't want it. The MRI showed a small lesion in my brain. They told me to go back to the radiologist for a contrast MRI. When I asked the nurse over the phone if I should be panicking her exact response was "Well, I won't tell you not to worry.". Um, what?
I went in for the contrast MRI not really knowing what to expect. This turned out to be a good thing because had I known I probably would have procrastinated a lot more. I don't know if I was allergic to the contrast agent or if the tech screwed up but that was the most painful freakin injection EVER. By that night my arm was swollen the size of a baseball and horribly bruised.
The next day I waited for a call from the doctor but none came. None came the next day either. Or the next. It was about a week before I finally said screw it and went into the office to talk to the nurse practitioner in person. It was also about this time that the headaches started to go away and the dizziness laid off.
The verdict? No creepy things in my head. Yet still no explanation as to why I felt so crummy. So they sent me for blood work to check out vitamin levels and such. After my husband verbally assaulted the receptionists at the doctor's office I was told that my vitamin D level was low but still no explanation.
Two things I learned from this nightmare:
1). Incompetent Holland is getting fired as my doctor.
2). Migraines suck. But they suck much worse when you have five in one day.
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